Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Cricket steps

How to play cricket 
1. Get a bat.
2. Get pads.
3. Get gloves.
4. Practice in the nets.
5. Play good shots.
6. Play a game.
7. Hit 6 sixes
8. Get a century
9. Rase your bat.
10. Get out.
11. Get 30 cricket balls🎾.
12. Ball every one out.
13. Win the game. 
14. Then buy a lotto ticket. 
15. Win the lottery
16. Get a million dollars. 
17. Spend all your money on cricket gear. 
18. Use your cricket gear. 
19. Practice in the nets. 
20. Have a lot of beer🍺.
21. Get drunk.
22. Have a hangover in the morning. 
23. Play cricket test against India when your drunk.
24. Get 6 sixes.
25. Get 4000 runs.
26. Ball everyone out.
27. Be sir Jack Brent
28 do it again and again for ever. 
29. See deez nuts.
30. Die.


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